I guess not as bad as your grandpa mowing at 9am a week or so ago. I was like what the shit is that! and I looked out and I was like oh Ed… you crazy nigga… Luckily I fell back asleep fast knowing that if something was gonna be going on in the neighborhood that Ed would be wielding his push mower.
If you never hear from me again just know that this shit I’m taking is responsible. Also tell Modern Warfare 2 I love it and it changed my life. - Me
“Combining coffee and monster may not have been my best idea…”
“I’d like to propose a toast… we’re fucked!”
“To being fucked!”
— Benny Boo
“Well I’m gonna forget about the world for a little and snuggle up to this bottle of captain.”
“You can call a shovel an ice cream machine but it’s still a shovel”
“Michigan Adventures! 2 parks for the price of 1! “
“Actually… considering this is the second time I’ve been here in a week it’s more like 4 parks for the price of 2. I’m a bargain shopper.”
“So I re-learned how to drive a stick shift tonight.”
“Was that before or after you’d had to much to drink?”
“We’re not going to go into that.”
“Like the love that Romeo feels for Juliet? Or the love that you feel for Billy Mays?”
“Arnold is realistically the only person that could kill a predator. Predator 2 with Danny Glover is bullshit.”