November 2010
1 post
My Neighbor... ED!
I guess not as bad as your grandpa mowing at 9am a week or so ago. I was like what the shit is that! and I looked out and I was like oh Ed… you crazy nigga… Luckily I fell back asleep fast knowing that if something was gonna be going on in the neighborhood that Ed would be wielding his push mower.
Epic Text!
If you never hear from me again just know that this shit I’m taking is responsible. Also tell Modern Warfare 2 I love it and it changed my life. - Me
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2 posts
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“To...”
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August 2009
1 post
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July 2009
5 posts
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