Nov24

My Neighbor… ED!

1 year ago

I guess not as bad as your grandpa mowing at 9am a week or so ago. I was like what the shit is that! and I looked out and I was like oh Ed… you crazy nigga… Luckily I fell back asleep fast knowing that if something was gonna be going on in the neighborhood that Ed would be wielding his push mower.

Nov12

Epic Text!

2 years ago

If you never hear from me again just know that this shit I’m taking is responsible. Also tell Modern Warfare 2 I love it and it changed my life. - Me

Sep18
2 years ago

“Combining coffee and monster may not have been my best idea…”

Sep14
Benny Boo
“ I’d like to propose a toast… we’re fucked!”
“To being fucked! ”
Aug7
“ Well I’m gonna forget about the world for a little and snuggle up to this bottle of captain. ”
Jul21
“ You can call a shovel an ice cream machine but it’s still a shovel ”
Jul15
“ Michigan Adventures! 2 parks for the price of 1! “
“Actually… considering this is the second time I’ve been here in a week it’s more like 4 parks for the price of 2. I’m a bargain shopper. ”
Jul13
“ So I re-learned how to drive a stick shift tonight.”
“Was that before or after you’d had to much to drink?”
“We’re not going to go into that. ”
Jul12
“ Like the love that Romeo feels for Juliet? Or the love that you feel for Billy Mays? ”
Jul12
“ Arnold is realistically the only person that could kill a predator. Predator 2 with Danny Glover is bullshit. ”